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merklin

The Gayest sickest motherfucker around. He is so sick that even walking in on your grandma during a triple anal scene is cupcakes to this motherfucker. If you want someone that has an asshole that sucks your cock like a vacuum cleaner this dude is not it. Its quite the opposite, he has hemorrhoids that shoves your dick back at you.
The transvestite that I picked up in Thailand is a total merklin.
by BlueMountainState69 April 18, 2017
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