Merk

Verb - simply put, the fuck the shit out of a girl.

Manny: yo, so did you smash?
John: did i smash?!?! shit, I MERKED that bitch!!!

by Beantown Joe March 27, 2007

Merk

Anything you want ( Only applying in Gun-Ru aka Grand Rapids MI)

-Girls

-Fucking
-Cigerettes
- Chewing Tobaco

Im bout to go get some merks
-means Im bout to go buy some cigs or

Im bout to go get some girls
Bout to Merk a Merk

- Bout to fuck a girl or
- Toss a chaw
-Smoke a Cig

by Salteen Krackerz November 4, 2009

merking

To, intentionally or unintentionally, appear in the background of someones photo. Someone who does this often may be referred to as a 'merker'

Look at you merking in the background of her photo!

by happysmileygirl July 13, 2005

Merked

n. Being completely wasted high off prescription pills, preferrably opiates.
v. To snort prescription pills

Before playing video games my friends and I like to get all Merked out.

by drugssince93' May 13, 2013

merks

woman who taste bad when you go down on them. Origins in the word "merkin" coming from Shakespeare's day. (A merkin was a pubic wig used by some women to cover up venerial diseases.)

oh my god were you guys just talking about merks? The worst was the other day when...

by Dildo Phil October 6, 2007

Merked

The means of getting Murder-Killed in any situation.

i.e. during video games, hit and runs, getting made fun of publicly, and/or losing in any way possible

Oh man I was playing C.O.D. 4 last night and this n00b came in and started talking shit, so me and my friends merked his clan by 14 kills.

by Merksauce June 8, 2009

merked

To be badly beaten up or killed. Comes from the word Murded.

Geeza your gonna get merked

by Deckmaster171 May 28, 2006