merch it 

A South Chicago term used to put your word on something.

Reese: Yo how do I know you're not lying
Abe: Bro I'll merch it on my mama!

merch it by GSalez December 19, 2016

Merch it 

"merch it" is like "on god?" or "merch" means god

girl: my momma bought me a Gucci bag
boy: merch it
girl: merch

Merch it by jdjbhbwdhwhbdjbwdjk February 17, 2022

It's merch on 

To swear on;
To put on ones grave;
To swear on ones grave;

{"~It's merch on~"}(Bro i swear on my brothers grave "it's merch on" lARRY hOVER 100.)

It's merch on by James Chris Smith January 25, 2021

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

It’s a sarcastic or comical way of saying you’re going to go very hard on something, whether that's a workout, cooking a steak, fixing a problem, etc. coined in 2025 by RCS

“How’s that new blender?”
“Bro, it slaps so hard it made the smoothie beg for mercy and file a 401(k).”

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k)

Slap it till it begs for mercy and files a 401(k) by AKansasIntellectual June 14, 2025