Steve: "dude, Brittney Spears looks so hot since she got her head shaved"
Brad: "that shit is so menged"
Brad: "that shit is so menged"
by youmengedbastard July 25, 2011
Get the Menged mug.When you're playing a video game and the matchmaking puts the absolute worst shitheads on your team, you have been Menked. Named after celebrity Dr. Joshua Menke, the Lead Engagement Designer for Halo 5 and all the terrible matches he's caused after implementing TrueSkill2.0. Excuses he'll use to justify the matchmaking: "Even though their rank is plat and they played like a silver, their mmr is actually onyx," "The population of that playlist was too low, so the mm expanded the parameters and just happened to put everyone bad on your team" and "It's working as intended"
Gamer1: I was doing great! Dropping a 30 bomb! But I got Menked!!!! Each teammate went neg 15! Can you believe it?
Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
Gamer2: Yeah dude, I was getting Menked all last night. Makes me hate Halo these days...
by Rufio-oOo July 26, 2018
Get the Menked mug.A way to say goodbye, pronounced Lay-dahs on the Men-jay, made popular in the movie, "I Love You Man"
by sihudman October 19, 2009
Get the Ladas on the Menge mug.(In football/soccer): to beat your opponent in a one-on-one contest by tapping the ball between his legs and running around him before he/she has realized what happened.
by adr[ii]aninho October 4, 2006
Get the megged mug.Monged - the result of several hours of steady smoking, characterised by inability to move from the sofa.
by cup December 12, 2003
Get the monged mug.a verb, it is the acted of getting so drunk you do severely dumb things, not neccessarily a black out, but usually
Dude, last night I got manged and I woke up in the hallway wearing some fat chick's bra as a hat and using the dog's pillow as a blanket.
by Mango the mang February 10, 2005
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