mendert 

The smartest person to have ever lived, in fact he is widely known to be the inventor of the the wheel, internet and the mobile phone.
Mendert is the objectively best person you will and have ever met and he will never disappoint you

I love mendert
Mendert is the best person to have ever lived

mendert by Insh_allah November 23, 2021

meanderthal 

People who wander around aimlessly and always seem to get in your way in stores and supermarkets, chatting on their cell phones and paying no attention to their surroundings.

I would have been here ten minutes earlier if I hadn't been stuck behind that meanderthal.

meanderthal by dswenson June 11, 2006

Menderbug 

The purest form of bug and being, the happiest creatures alive who choose to gleefully fix signs as their occupation for life.

"But first, let's check on our pal Menderbug."

Menderbug by Menderbug April 30, 2021

Meanderthal 

A person with nowhere to go and nothing to do who wanders the sidewalks aimlessly in a swervy, slow path that blocks the paths of people who do have somewhere to go and something to do.

I was supposed to be at the Museum of Natural History thirty minutes ago but my path was slowed and at times completely blocked by roving packs of meanderthals.

Meanderthal by mymarwit July 20, 2010

Mindert 

Able to transform normal food into the most foul smelling shit you've ever smelled.

Don't go in there. It smells like Mindert.

Mindert by GaryDrost February 22, 2010

meanderthal 

One who has difficulty determining their next course of action in traffic (sometimes going 10-20mph top speed), and, as a result, is not predictable and does not use their turn signal.

Oh my God. We're going to be late AGAIN. This guy in front of me's a fucking meanderthal.

meanderthal by Beelzebunny July 11, 2005

menders

Going to the pub the day after a pile of Kenny fruities and Artys to try to sort ones head out:-

"Mate I'm badgered lets go see Little T for some menders"

menders by Willy1981 January 25, 2015