menders

Going to the pub the day after a pile of Kenny fruities and Artys to try to sort ones head out:-

"Mate I'm badgered lets go see Little T for some menders"

by Willy1981 January 25, 2015

Schmooooo

When you’ve done a couple of schmeeeees

The precursor to a schmoooo. Often occurs in the stars after several festive hot bois.

“Mate I’m full of schmooooos, fancy a couple of schmeeeees?”

by Willy1981 December 27, 2023

Schmooooooo

When you forget the actual word

Mate check out that schmooooooo

by Willy1981 December 27, 2023