When you give your partner a blumpkin (which is a blowjob whilst he is taking a dump) and remove it from the toilet to freeze it. Once it is frozen you then use it as a dildo and gradually let the poo melt in your anus so you can proceed to poop out his shit
my girlfriend is so crazy and wants to try do a melting moment with me
When you give your partner a blumpkin and save the shit he took and freeze it.
You then use the shit as a dildo and let the poo melt in your ass so you can then poop out your partners shit
My missusjust tried a melting moment! She looked so hot squeezing out my poo from her anus
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!