A place you go to, to get a bigger penis.
It is a hill that holds magical powers, and people from all over the world, especially China, comes to enlarge their penises. Some people refer to it as penis-heaven.
Teacher: "Your penis has gotten so much bigger !"
Student: " Yeah, I went to Melsåspikjen this weekend. Now, let go of it."
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)