Derogatory term used to describe someone who is as unintelligent and as much of a detriment to society as someone who would work behind the counter at Burger King or McDonald's, especially those of african-american descent. Derived from the phrase "May I help you?", which commonly is shortened to "Melpew?" by those working at the aforementioned establishments. Also melpyew, melpyu, melpu.
"That melpew over there is too dumb to even steal that car."
"Doesn't that melpew have a welfare check to pick up?"
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"
FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"