megad

When your so buzzed that you become "megad" (most commonly occurs in the library bathroom)

Holy fuck I am so megad rn

by suugway October 14, 2021

Mega pint

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.

Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?

by Adont_hither April 24, 2022

freddys mega roleplay

the best fnaf roleplay ever created

go play freddys mega roleplay by averageant

by thedumbclub October 21, 2021

mega gay zone

Where you go when you show your gang a trap while comparing hentai collections.

Micah! Is that a trap?

Fuck outa here and go to the... MEGA GAY ZONE

by TexasRed420 October 5, 2020

Mega Knight

A legendary card in clash royale. Users of this card are usually virgins who thrive in their mothers basement and only come out to use their moms credit card and purchase gems. The mega knight itself is a fat piece of shit with tons of armor and fists full of spikes. This shitbag needs to be nerfed

"Hey, thanks for coming out to me." "No problem, I just knew using a mega knight was the best way of telling you that I was Gay."

by LocalDroid80 November 12, 2020

a mega pint

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men

Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”

by comfortablybalanced April 22, 2022

Mega pint

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.

Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?

by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022