mega pint

The amount of wine Johnny Depp allegedly drank during one evening. (John Depp v. Amber Heard trial)

Lawyer Rottenborn: "You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"
Johnny: "A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary."

by Depp fan April 25, 2022

mega pint

mega pint means drinking mega-ly, pouring urself a lot of alcohol in a cup to drink.

johnny poured himself a mega pint of red wine to drink.

a mega pint?? 😃

by Xrena April 29, 2022

mega pint

An amount that is 100 times bigger than a pint.

She was sucking me off, and I released a mega pint of cum.

by TheBigTrog April 25, 2022

Mega pint

A larger pint usually to sooth the pain caused by someone shitting in your bed.

Lawyer: Then you took a mega pint?
Some pirate: Where you there?

by Adont_hither April 24, 2022

a mega pint

a mega pint or a mega pint of wine is allegedly a drink that a man drinks after having a heated argument with her abusive bitch of a wife who is having affairs with multiple men

Rottenborn: “You poured yourself a mega pint of red wine?”
Depp: “A mega pint? I poured myself a large glass of wine. I thought it necessary,”

by comfortablybalanced April 22, 2022

Mega pint

False unit of measurement typically used for red wine.

Lawyer: You poured yourself a mega pint of wine, is that correct?
Johnny: A... Mega pint?

by AshleyCinders April 26, 2022

Mega Pint

The amount of alcohol necessary to deal with the fact your abusive wife just cut off your finger.

"After you sustained an injury to your finger, you poured yourself a mega pint of red wine, correct?"

by Yohoyoho ho ho ho April 29, 2022