meaty thigh 

The portion of the body sited above the knee, below the waiste and on the inside of the leg. Usually touched by Uncles, preists and dads. Well Paul's is.

The priest gasped when he saw the little boys meaty thigh and he popped 300,000 boners per sec and almost fainted. But no, he grabbed it and rubbed his penis on it and came all over it and then got sued for a million dollars for not licking his mess off.

meaty thigh by Miles March 29, 2005

meaty thigh 

Upper leg region of a generously weighted individual, generally felt up by preists/fathers.

He felt up the meaty thigh of paul *******

meaty thigh by brother to gf of stoner May 13, 2005

meaty thighs 

someone who has flabby and meaty thighs.
e.g. a fat girl would have meaty thighs

person: that person could make their own meat spin with thighs that meaty

person: gotta love my meaty thighs

meaty thighs by cheese cheese cheese March 6, 2009

Thigh meat

Penis dick man's genitals

She was rubbing on my thigh meat

Thigh meat by Pure cosmic flow May 17, 2018

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019