Meathooking

When your male partner complains of hip pain and asks you to rub ointment on his hip. Next, he’s telling you to rub over toward his navel and continues to tell you to rub lower. If he continues guiding me on this path, I’m going to be meathooking this son of a bitch.

No! I’m not rubbing you like that anymore. I’m not in the business of meathooking!

Meathooking by Meat Paws March 29, 2026

Meathooking

When your male partner complains of hip pain and asks you to rub ointment on his hip. Next, he’s telling you to rub over toward his navel and continues to tell you to rub lower. If he continues guiding me on this path, I’m going to be meathooking this son of a bitch.

No! I’m not rubbing you like that anymore. I’m not in the business of meathooking!

Meathooking by Meat Paws March 29, 2026

Social Methbooking 

facebooking while on a meth bender

I can always tell when she's on a meth bender because she doesn't stop commenting nonsense on Facebook for 3 days straight,social methbooking

Social Methbooking by CrunchyCrew February 25, 2022

Meathoofing 

Getting elbow-deep in a cow

After a long night of meathoofing, I relaxed in my favorite easy chair with an ice cold fresca

Meathoofing by TheStinkFinger March 10, 2015

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004