Meatball Bitch Share definition Flag Someone who finds great joy in making the shitiest food ever for public events. Dude, I went to the mass yesterday and some meatball bitch made the worst lasagna Iv'e ever tasted! Meatball Bitch by Some Turd October 4, 2011 0 0 Get merch Get the Meatball Bitch mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch