meat purse
A woman's vagina. However, most often used when a woman's vagina is sloppy, englarged, or looks like dried roast beef.
meat purse by DrSmooth June 5, 2005
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meat purse
when a womans clitoris and it's hood protrude out further than the labia and the lips of the labia close on it like the flaps on a purse ; similar to camel toe but much meatier
I took this hot blonde home last night and when she peeled off her panties the most beautiful meat purse was unleashed.
meat purse by Johnny Tats February 3, 2007
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meat purse
a small, insulated container with arm length shoulder strap used to store meat and drinks for "bring your own" functions.
meat purse by Shy Mind Couch July 18, 2015
Clapping meat purse
This phenomenon is rarely experienced, it will only occur when partaking in coitus with a female with epilepsy and requires a clap on/off light for your room. The clapping rhythm as a result of the thrusting triggers a
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
seizure for the female participant resulting in a dramatical increase of the degree of stimulation to the males phallus.
"Oi Robbo how'd things end up with that biddie you took home Saturday night?"
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
"Mate I busted about triple the load I'm usually dumping after I turned her into a clapping meat purse."
Clapping meat purse by Doggtooooth May 23, 2023
100% Pure Meat
A very sexually active young man.
Loves getting his dick into lots and lots of pussy.
Loves spreading his seed on many a clunge.
See: Oliver Edward Shimmin. (Shagging some fat bird)
Loves getting his dick into lots and lots of pussy.
Loves spreading his seed on many a clunge.
See: Oliver Edward Shimmin. (Shagging some fat bird)
Oliver: (fucking) Urghhhhhhh
*meat bursts out and covers the room*
Chick: 100% Pure Meat!!!!
Oliver: Get the fuck out. *slaps condom in her face and kicks her naked butt out*
*meat bursts out and covers the room*
Chick: 100% Pure Meat!!!!
Oliver: Get the fuck out. *slaps condom in her face and kicks her naked butt out*
100% Pure Meat by manyperson May 9, 2010
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