Meat nap

When your beating your meat but you fall asleep while in the action. Wake up see your meat in your hand and then keep beating that meat

I was beating my meat and I was super tired so I took a meat nap and when I awoke I kept going where I left off

by FatDaddyMcDaniel July 14, 2018

meat nap

meat nap (n): The nap one takes after ingesting a large amount of meat. Usually preceded by meat sweats.

Dave took an awesome meat nap after that all you can eat BBQ dinner.

by Move Fast September 24, 2013

Meat nappy

An absorbant cloth placed on the underisde of steaks and other moist red meat products.

"make sure you take that meat nappy off the steak billy, it's covered in cow jam"

by Gaping Malefant May 9, 2009

meat napkin

the remains of a dirty feminine napkin after ones raging period.

Ashley threw her meat napkin at the bastard after he asked why she was being such a bitch.

by dirty vagina February 23, 2011

Meat Napkin

The folds and skin around a vagina.
A vagina.

"Dave was banging me good and hard last night and My meat napkin is giving me grief"

by Jackie Walker January 19, 2005

Napkin meat

When a girls got a flat ass

Hey did you you see Sarah shaking that napkin meat at the party yesterday

by NapkinMeat January 19, 2016

meatnapping

When you can't get an erection

Doug was in the burg trying to dp some skanks and he was experiencing meatnapping.

I think johnny spend too much time at lake flacid now he has a case of meatnapping

by BD playah June 20, 2017