Meat Missile

A large penis, also known as a veiny bangstick, hampton, or johnson.

His meat missile was no exception, as it was 10 inches long.

by Sam September 3, 2003

Meat Missile

Aviation term for skydivers.

That plane is hauling a load of meat missiles.

by jimnms April 29, 2005

Meat missile

N.
Penis; dick; cock; wang; salami; tube steak; johnson; magic wand.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003

Meat missile

N.
Penis; Cock; Dick; Schlong.

I let her play with my meat missile until it exploded in her mouth.

by jaumbie December 11, 2003

Meat Missile

A very well known TWP delicacy. A favorite or former graduates and TWP Elites Jer-Bear and AVS. Described as a cock shaped sandwich, it’s gushing with flavor ready to cover your face.

“Hey Jer-bear, how bout a nice salty meat Missile for lunch?”

“Yo AVS, I been dying to fill my mouth with a meat Missile, nah what I’m sayin!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon December 14, 2022

Italian Meat Missile

When you're about to fornicate with a female from behind, you first rub your wiener down with a combination of marinara and extra virgin olive oil. Then, you get a whole genoa salami soaked in alfredo sauce and insert it into her rear end while banging her from behind and exclaim "Madonna Mia!" :0

During a romantico evening with Albabe, Moltisanti decided it was time to show off his tenderness and compassion by providing a finely-executed Italian Meat Missile to his partner's perfectly sculpted rear.

by MafiosoMasterpiece December 5, 2010

Monster Meat Missile

Large penis. The 3M.

She could barely crawl unto his Monster Meat Missile. The thing was so large. Her vagina lips were stretched to the limits.

by Gar Grim May 4, 2018