meat fruit

a word used to describe the testicles, nuts, ballsack, etc.

"Bro, that dude totally just got kicked in the meat fruit."

meat fruit by fruityho June 27, 2016

fruit meat

tasty or delicious pussy

i bet that girl in the little black dress has fruit meat

fruit meat by (@) February 19, 2009

Meatyfruit 

1. A banana wrapped in bacon. 2. A shorter name for a Fat homosexual.

Ie. Alex Thorne is a Meatyfruit...

Meatyfruit by Meatyfruit February 5, 2010

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu

A play on “If you can’t handle me at my worst, you don’t deserve me at my best”, with a little more specificity. Fruitcake is heavy and dense (stupid). Tiramisu is decadent, but light and perky (has it all).

He said I was being dramatic and irrational, so I told him, ‘if you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu!’

If you can’t handle me at my fruitcake, you don’t deserve me at my tiramisu by BobCheckers April 4, 2026