meat blaster Share definition Flag A guy who posesses the rare ablity to blast the meat curtains off of a women's vagina when he blows his load. Did you hear that Dirty Joe hospitalized that gnarly ho? I guess he meat blasted her pretty good. meat blaster by Dirty Joe July 9, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the meat blaster mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch