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Mean Green 

A green deuce or terd - usually rancid smelling. Indicates there's a problem with your digestive tract.
Man I just dropped the nastiest mean green. It smelled so horrid that people were puking in the restroom.
Mean Green by Andyman April 22, 2004

Mean Green 

Originally coined by Aych Friday in 2018, A “Mean Green” is when you’re playing against an opponent in WWE2k or honestly any fighting game that has a health bar And you’ve defeated them with mostly full health.
Damn! THE COLT is good! He gave the jobber a MEAN GREEN and didn’t take any health!
Mean Green by Aych Friday August 16, 2024

shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up 

SHUT UPPPPPP
JERRY: im better than all of you

JASON: shut your mean green crispy clean lime licking booty bean up

Green Mean Drinking Machine 

Someone who drinks monster bombs
He got totally shit-housed off of those monster bombs last night. He was such a Green Mean Drinking Machine.

Green mean asserole 

The person no one wanted at their Thanksgiving table but somehow makes it to yours every year.
“Is there going to be a green mean asserole at the table again this year Karen, tell me you didn’t invite him? “
Green mean asserole by lollypappa November 17, 2020

lean green mean cream machine 

“lacie is a lean green mean cream machine” - danny
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026

Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
Word of the Day on October 23, 2026
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