Mean Dad 

He’s 6 foot tall, has an English degree, runs car dealerships, and wears glasses. He’s usually fun and cute but sometimes he goes to the family pool and doesn’t invite his family. He’s just a mean dad.

That Mike guy is a mean dad.

Mean Dad by Lady Pern June 12, 2022

Mean Chocolate Daddy 

A bowel movement so large and foul, that only the bravest and most experienced of toilets can handle it's violent nature.

Dude, I ate like a four pound steak and a frozen pizza last night. I left such a mean chocolate daddy in the customer bathroom at work.

Mean Chocolate Daddy by scotchwhisky June 22, 2011