cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it

cupid usually shoots someone with an arrow when they are in love but when some one falls out of love or got there heartbroken by someone they use the expressoin cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it from shanell and nicki minaj new song

shanell: cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it,cupid's got a gun and he shot me with and who said he's a lover when he's a murderer

nicki minaj: why you crush crush crush my heart and when i try to leave you crush crush my car

cupid's got a gun and he shot me with it by nickiminajaddict January 19, 2011

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hell, he's even more punk than me

a hilarious voice that is found halfway through the NOFX song, "Punk Guy".

*song plays, then pauses*
"hell, he's even more punk than me!"
*remainder of song plays*

hell, he's even more punk than me by a man. October 28, 2007

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why does my brother think he's smarter than me

He's probably in 3rd grade and has every thing done for him.

Why does my brother think he's smarter than me: Little brother : I'm way smarter than you!

why does my brother think he's smarter than me by The-smarter-sibling54425 April 14, 2019

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I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her

All the more reason not to trust the person... if the fact that someone is a "born-aginner" even has to be mentioned, then there must be something less-than-honest/honorable that said supposedly-clean-living person has to hide --- "methinks he doth protest too much"!

I have seldom if ever had any more luck with the honesty/integrity/consistency/reliability/kindness of someone about whom I was solemnly assured that, "I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her"... in fact, if anything, these stuck-up Bible-thunpers often seem to be even BIGGER a**h**es than their "non-believer" counterparts! They think that "God will forgive them" for anything they do, and so they make little true effort to keep their word or otherwise treat their fellow humans with even basic decency.

I'm/he's/she's a Christian, so you can trust me/him/her by QuacksO July 27, 2019

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me

My boyfriend likes sex with me but I don't like it and he's very harsh towards me by Handle100 August 8, 2023

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He slew me, your mother

The coolest saying ever to grace the planet of the Apes.

He slew me, your mother!

He slew me, your mother by Alpaca Lenny November 11, 2004

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LET ME FIND WHAT HE SAID ABOUT RABAA

LET ME FIND WHAT HE SAID ABOUT RABAA by Raffish July 1, 2019

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