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The act of hovering above a toilet while taking a mook to achieve ultimate domage while explosively cleansing your anus. The scarier the mook the better the McStand.

Other pronunciations: McStandy, Shitting-McStanding.
Zach: "How'd poop get on the wall!?"
Chuck: "I took a fat McStandy earlier. Almost fell off the toilet I got so domed."
McStand by Zelkins January 7, 2020
McStain

1.) A stain on clothing from McDonald's food.

2.) Any unusually greasy, hard-to-get-out stain.

3.) Generic term for an odious substance.

4.) A stain left on John McCain's tie after fornicating with the cattle lobby.

5.) Pejorative reference to John McCain
John McStain, that McStain upon the underwear of America, had a prominent McStain on his red tie.
McStain by Stinkfinger May 27, 2008

McSteamy 

Nickname for Grey's Anatomy character Mark Sloan. Dr. Sloan is played by none other than Eric Dane.

*SPOILER ALERT*
His character first broke up a marriage between Derek and Addison with a one-night-stand with Addison, which turned out to actually be a month long affair. He still has a thing for Addison, and Derek barely speaks to him. Oh yeah, and he hooked up with Callie!
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And yet...a well-deserved nickname, did anybody else see that shower scene, the infamous towel?!
"McSexy," "nooo," "McYummy," "noope," definatley "McSteamy!"
McSteamy by THEurbanchicka November 4, 2006

Sparkle McStalker 

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!

McTeabag 

A term to describe someone being owned, usually by words. You just got told. When someone makes a (usually) witty diss/insult of another.
Ricky: I don't understand this man.
Teacher: I just explained it 5 times though.
Ricky: But I still don't get this!
Teacher: Thinking isn't your strong point, is it?
Tommy: Ohhhhhh mcteabag!!
McTeabag by TAOCDPv.1.2 September 19, 2011

McStankus 

McStankus is a deadly gamer locally know in Ontario who lives with a shack found in the Rez part of town.
"you hear about that deadly guy McStankus}" "yeah er [deadly him"