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The act of hovering above a toilet while taking a mook to achieve ultimate domage while explosively cleansing your anus. The scarier the mook the better the McStand.

Other pronunciations: McStandy, Shitting-McStanding.
Zach: "How'd poop get on the wall!?"
Chuck: "I took a fat McStandy earlier. Almost fell off the toilet I got so domed."
McStand by Zelkins January 7, 2020
McStain

1.) A stain on clothing from McDonald's food.

2.) Any unusually greasy, hard-to-get-out stain.

3.) Generic term for an odious substance.

4.) A stain left on John McCain's tie after fornicating with the cattle lobby.

5.) Pejorative reference to John McCain
John McStain, that McStain upon the underwear of America, had a prominent McStain on his red tie.
McStain by Stinkfinger May 27, 2008

McSteamy 

Nickname for Grey's Anatomy character Mark Sloan. Dr. Sloan is played by none other than Eric Dane.

*SPOILER ALERT*
His character first broke up a marriage between Derek and Addison with a one-night-stand with Addison, which turned out to actually be a month long affair. He still has a thing for Addison, and Derek barely speaks to him. Oh yeah, and he hooked up with Callie!
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And yet...a well-deserved nickname, did anybody else see that shower scene, the infamous towel?!
"McSexy," "nooo," "McYummy," "noope," definatley "McSteamy!"
McSteamy by THEurbanchicka November 4, 2006

Sparkle McStalker 

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!

McTeabag 

A term to describe someone being owned, usually by words. You just got told. When someone makes a (usually) witty diss/insult of another.
Ricky: I don't understand this man.
Teacher: I just explained it 5 times though.
Ricky: But I still don't get this!
Teacher: Thinking isn't your strong point, is it?
Tommy: Ohhhhhh mcteabag!!
McTeabag by TAOCDPv.1.2 September 19, 2011

McStankus 

McStankus is a deadly gamer locally know in Ontario who lives with a shack found in the Rez part of town.
"you hear about that deadly guy McStankus}" "yeah er [deadly him"
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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