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Sparkle McStalker 

Otherwise known as Edward Cullen.

Edward Cullen is a sparkly vampire, who watches girls sleep, thus, Sparkle McStalker was born.
I was reading Twilight the other day, and got really pissed off at Sparkle McStalker!
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McSticky 

It's like a wet willy, but instead of saliva, you cover your finger with cum, and wipe the inside of someone's ear with the wet finger.
Last night I gave Hannah a mcsticky.
McSticky by Kypai January 8, 2019

McStankus 

McStankus is a deadly gamer locally know in Ontario who lives with a shack found in the Rez part of town.
"you hear about that deadly guy McStankus}" "yeah er [deadly him"

McStanky 

When a female employee of McDonald’s has been flippin’ burgers and salting french fries in the un air conditioned, humid, grease covered restaurant kitchen for hours her body produces grease textured sweat and she becomes disgustingly attractive and somewhat appetizing looking. So good you want to dip your nuggets in her.
That bitch be lookin good she’s so McStanky!!!
McStanky by Cheesepacker69 August 18, 2021
The excessive back sweat one obtains while eating massive quantities of McDonalds products.
Look at that fat girls McSwack, it looks like she ran through the sprinklers with a big mac!
McSwack by Rachelliechel December 7, 2010

mcsnacksperm 

The name given to an egotistical dick who snacks on other men's sperm and perhaps sometimes his own.
Person 1:Oh person 2 is such a mcsnacksperm
Person 3: Yeah he snacked on my sperm last night
mcsnacksperm by fdhdfgd June 14, 2018
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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