McPenis

Your penis at McDonald's. Once you leave the establishment, its back to penis again

person A "Once I left the McStablishment, its back to penis again"

person B "I would like a McPenis filet"

person A "Open your mouth. Wait lets go back inside McDonalds real quick"

by rahul k January 3, 2008

McPenis

Likes to suckysucky. Mama's boi, skinny balls, fatherless, calls everyone papa ( ughhhhhhhhhhhh ). Is gay but suck's dildo's for his pass time. that's why we call this man McPenis ( real name McInnis )

McPenis has no balls

by Ballsniffer6000 October 19, 2022

MCPenis

Mcpenis is a milf lover with ligma. His job is a gay striper and discord mod.
6 cove creasent, please i will give you a ¨free windy job¨.
He also run a daycare evan though he loves fuckings kids. (pedafile)

Oh i see a MCpenis out there wow he is so gay and <retarded>.
Fuc u my baby, please i need my pleasure.

by @ssSuckers2000 October 18, 2022

MCPenis

A weird menu order you can get at your local McDonald washrooms.
You can ask This any time of the day, it should only be free or 69¢ depending the McDonalds location. (West or Est)
(a small skinny frie commes whit the order ;) )

Haha I just got a special order at McDonals.
Sussy backa they say. uwu
McPenis : a small skinny frie with a funny suprise.

by @ssSuckers2000 October 18, 2022

McPenis Filet

An item not actually on the McDonald's restaurant's food menu. When one wishes to confuse, embarass, belittle, or otherwise make fun of a McDonald's employee, they are to order one large McPenis Filet. This item is normally ordered from the drive-thru menu, however, excessive confusion can be added by walking inside, gesturing up toward the menu above the employees as if the item is actually up on the menu, and then ordering the aforementioned McPenis Filet.

"Hello there, welcome to McDonald's! Can I take your order?"
"Yeah, give me a coke, small fry, and a McPenis Filet."
"Alright, that's a Coca-Cola, child's-size fry, and what was that last item?"
"A McPenis Filet...give me a big, juicy, McPenis Filet."
"I'm sorry, sir?"
Hilarity ensues.

by Double A Ron May 5, 2005

McPenis Surprize

A sexual technique favored by dirty fast food eating women. Not to be confused with McPenis filet.

Dip dip dive, I like my niggas on the side, the bitches call me McPenis surprize.

by BigDickDan February 5, 2005

McPenis Filet

Italian sausage sandwich from Quizno's

Did you see the veins in that McPenis Filet?

by Zeke May 7, 2005