a word used to describe anything and everything that is everything; a universal word that is stuck at the end of every phrase; word that can be substituted for anything just like the south park word "marklar"

"that's gay cock mcjones"
"stop being a faggot mcjones"
"i saw you cheating with mcjones"

mcjones by mcjones the wyyyyyyzzzzrrrrd February 12, 2008

mcjones

Mcjones is used after a word to incorporate a more dramatic meaning.

Bob:"Hey did you get those TPS reports?"
Bill:"I had no time, I was busy mcjones all week!"

Stoner1:"This bud is seriously dank mcjones!"
Stoner2:"ZOMG! I almost jizzed mcjones everywhere when I smelled it!"

mcjones by buttsecks.mcjonesifson February 10, 2008

Member McJones

a man of supreme sexual nature. A very urbane fucker that gets laid alot, without getting STDs or getting girls pregnant. A sex god in human form no less.

Dude, how awesome would it be to be a Member McJones?

Member McJones by membermcjonesAWWWYEEAA December 22, 2010

Lewis manley mcjones

A fat gypsy cunt with no friends

Mary: hi Lewis manley mcjones

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Poopy McJones

With that being said Poopy McJones enjoys a talk about capitalism, just like you if you've read this far. He loves capitalism so much, its the only other thing he talks about when he isn't talking about his traumatic experiences. Poor him. Buy him. His life is so sad. You'll make it better, if you buy him. Do it. He loves seeing people pay the government because if they don't they will lose their homes. He's cruel, just like you. So much in common. Buy it.

Poopy McJones by Poopy McJones November 5, 2022

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026