Any "seeker sensitive" church that seeks to draw in new members by focusing more on entertainment of the members, rather than transforming their lives. Similar to megachurch but much more derogratory, the McChurch features un-challenging milktoast theology for the masses, a music team that resembles a corporate band more than a committed team of talented church members, and sanitized "christian" versions of cafe's, fitness centers, and food courts so as to further line the church's pockets and insulate the members from the outside world. Such churches generally cater to caucasian, middle class, suburban families who are able to drive for miles to the nearly rural locations of these 4 acre campuses.
Geez, have you been to that new McChurch up on freeway yet? I've never seen more FUV's and PT Cruisers since that last Jimmy Buffett concert.
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A person who is often perspiring; usually out of his pits and most likely out of his man boobs. The regular Sweaty McChubbles come with a pair of man boobs larger than the average hooters employee. McChubbles are known for their distinctive jiggly nature. It is believed that every square inch of their bodies jiggle upon any type of movement, hence the scientific name "McChubbles".
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Sweaty McChubbles is renowned for his chess playing ability
His victory usually comes when he uses his patented technique of eating all of the pieces, eating the chess board, and then, finally, eating the opponent.
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