You are very bored.

qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, plokmijnuhbygvtfcrdxeszwaq, etc just wasn't enough.
So you just had to be innovative so you typed from left to right, from the bottom line to the top one while skipping a key and then you typed right to left, top to bottom the all of the missing letters.
Friend 1: Look I found this weird definition on the urban dictionary, it's for qazwsxedcrfvtgbyhnujmikolp, that's not even a word.

Little did friend 1 know that he created a monster that day

Friend 2 (me): Really, wow that's kinda fun! Lemme try. 'mbczljgdapiyrwqetuosfhkxvn'

Now you are all blessed with the most wonderous mix of letters
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