extreme dry mouth reminiscent of someone eating macaroni salad with their mouth open. The mouth is so dry that a thick, white paste forms, often in the corners of the lips.
by Mayomouthh8rz December 30, 2016
A thick solution of accumulated bacterial biofilm covering the teeth of those who fail to brush regularly. Normally denotes an ejectus: a portion of the substance expelled after tooth- and tongue-scaping. The portion size is directly correlated to the length of time since the last thorough brushing, flossing and/or professional cleaning.
I just sneeze-sprayed that guy's BLT with a dollop of mouth mayo.
I don't keep my favourite condiments in my fridge: mouth mayo is a sauce best served warm.
I don't keep my favourite condiments in my fridge: mouth mayo is a sauce best served warm.
by DrtVcrDaz February 23, 2012