This guy is literally a god, he has a huuuuuge penis. All of his friends are gay as fuck but he manages to cheer them up with his amazing sense of humour.
by DefinitionOfABigDick March 29, 2019
Maximos is that gay friend. When he laughs so much he starts to cry and turn really red. He watches some anime but not much. He has a cool big sister who can turn you into a frog with a snap. He has boring hair and wears contacts. He has the mindset of an 8 year old and will kick your shins. He likes to cover his pants in mud. He is a MInecraft noob though.
Person 1: Is that Maxi?
Person 2: Yup
Maximos: Have you called my gay presence younglings?
Person 1 and 2: OMG ITS MAXIMOS
Person 2: Yup
Maximos: Have you called my gay presence younglings?
Person 1 and 2: OMG ITS MAXIMOS
by shinytoes6969 April 05, 2020
Is highly intelligent. Often to hard on himself. He is funny. Atristic. Maximo is a great lover. His life has a soundtrack and everyone in his life has a song. He makes people smile. He can be hard to deal with at times.
by Mommarc February 03, 2010
Someone who falls in love too quickly, but is loyal to that person. They have a hard time saying goodbye and aren't too good with breakups. They take their time moving on and while they are hooked to a person they see no one better.
Maximo is still not over her.
by Maheemo June 05, 2018
by Fernando21 June 08, 2019
by cool man larry October 06, 2020