maudied
the undeliberate act of clearing out an entire bar by playing loud and obnoxious power pop while simultaneously jumping on a trampoline.
maudied by Sven Gunderson October 16, 2005
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maudied • Maddiedorable • Mauried • Maddied • MaddieDaddy • Mauded • maudedupuis • Maudie • Dirty Maudie • Maddie Day
MaddieDaddy
A fine piece of ass that acts like a bottom but is a top. She is a bisexual boss that can rip out your throat and you would like it. She is the destroyer of karen's with her gay agenda.
MaddieDaddy by hot4maddiedaddie February 27, 2020
Maddiedorable
The cutest person in existence.
You're Maddiedorable!
Maddiedorable by maddiesimp April 21, 2021
Maddied
" dude, i just got kidnapped, raped, and was locked in a cupboard for over a month! " ... " sounds like someone just Maddied your ass "
Maddied by chris foot October 1, 2007
maddiedorable
The cutest person in existence.
You're Maddiedorable!
maddiedorable by maddiesimp April 21, 2021
Mauded
Mauded (adjective): Describes the process of getting verbally and intelligently smacked down/burned.
Mauded by avaadora89 May 28, 2013
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