maturifed 

a person who is matured

i am maturifed

maturifed by The Legendary Ky March 28, 2022

Mauriced 

When someone tells you they need to say something important but then they just send you a picture of Maurice from the Madagascar franchise

Betty: Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini Raini

Raini: what
Betty: this is so bad
Raini: what happened
Betty: *sends photo of Maurice*
YOU HAVE BEEEN
MAURICED

Mauriced by mauricelover6969 February 23, 2021

matrixed 

To dodge an incoming object with great speed and agility. Best if only used to describe somebody dodging something without moving their feet, similar to Neo dodging the agent's bullets in the first Matrix movie.

Let's say that someone throws a basketball at your head and you dodge out of the way by leaning a certain direction, being sure to not move your feet. You have just matrixed the ball. You may now say, "Dood, I matrixed the hell out of that!"

matrixed by Bryan Ward November 9, 2006

Matrixed 

When a guy/girl leans in to kiss the other person, but the other person swiftly moves their head away from the kisser ultimately avoiding the kiss.

One of the many methods of denying the 1st kiss on a date.

-Holy shit yo! that chick just MATRIXED you dawg!!

or

-Yo bih, if I go to kiss you, you betta not matrix me!!

Matrixed by G0tch@! April 1, 2010

matrixed 

To go from a wonderful start to a horrible finish (such as with the Matrix film trilogy).

The project started out great, but then that consultant came in and matrixed it.

matrixed by blunt_instrument November 17, 2003

Mauriced 

The act of destroying something that was once good, and failing to acknowledge that change is needed.

That new Florida Panthers coach totally Mauriced them.

Mauriced by Eberger9 December 20, 2022

matrixed 

When the cumshot is just about to hit you in the face, you swiftly avoid it by quick movement of the head. The spluge of seed will narrowly miss your face and will whirl by so fast and so close that it'll leave a breeze.

"I matrixed Josh's shot so I didn't have to break out the Kleenex."
"Matrixing isn't easy if you're stoned".

matrixed by BigRick2008 May 24, 2017