mattibatti

A person who is crazy good with stocks and girls. Likes champagne and drives a batmobile.

OMG that dude at the club was a classic MattiBatti.

mattibatti by KattaTilChess November 13, 2016

mattiefattie 

one who can't jump, but can only eat,

secret weapon: bodyslam (210 lbs.)

Matt was afraid of trash talk from Chad so he used a mattiefattie on him!

mattiefattie by Naomi Bazelli February 16, 2005

mastibational 

For something or some event to be an exceptionally amazing experience.

For an event or for some object to be "jizz worthy"

mastibational by Tailhair July 12, 2005

mattbatwings

A computational redstone YouTuber

Person 1: Have you ever heard about mattbatwings?
Person 2: Fuck you, nerd.

mattbatwings by HyperSGaming January 7, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004