mattibatti

A person who is crazy good with stocks and girls. Likes champagne and drives a batmobile.

OMG that dude at the club was a classic MattiBatti.

by KattaTilChess November 13, 2016

mattiefattie

one who can't jump, but can only eat,

secret weapon: bodyslam (210 lbs.)

Matt was afraid of trash talk from Chad so he used a mattiefattie on him!

by Naomi Bazelli February 16, 2005

mastibational

For something or some event to be an exceptionally amazing experience.

For an event or for some object to be "jizz worthy"

by Tailhair July 12, 2005

mattbatwings

A computational redstone YouTuber

Person 1: Have you ever heard about mattbatwings?
Person 2: Fuck you, nerd.

by HyperSGaming January 7, 2023