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mattiefattie 

one who can't jump, but can only eat,

secret weapon: bodyslam (210 lbs.)
Matt was afraid of trash talk from Chad so he used a mattiefattie on him!
mattiefattie by Naomi Bazelli February 16, 2005

mastibational 

For something or some event to be an exceptionally amazing experience.
For an event or for some object to be "jizz worthy"
mastibational by Tailhair July 12, 2005

mattbatwings

A computational redstone YouTuber
Person 1: Have you ever heard about mattbatwings?
Person 2: Fuck you, nerd.
mattbatwings by HyperSGaming January 7, 2023