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Matthewshay 

Someone who has a deep love of firetrucks more than people
Bro you're being such a matthewshay right now!
Words you can keep

Matthewgraygublersexual 

A strong attraction towards only Matthew Gray Gubler and possibly women.
Hey dude did you know I’m matthewgraygublersexual?”
Okay dude”
Matthewgraygublersexual by dumbbiotch December 29, 2020

matthewsfag

The best person in the world. All of y’all are jealous of them, and y’all can’t deny it 🙄. They’re ALOT better than you. Why? They’re really smart. Duh
My dream is to be like matthewsfag”
matthewsfag by matthewsfag June 20, 2021

matthewplaysmc1

A shitty YouTuber who thinks that he is cool and trendy yet he doesn't realize all his friends are paid, his mom gay and he is obaese. He also likes to make fun of the super sexy YouTuber VerticalZulu otherwise known as the world's best YouTuber and world's sexiest man.
Person 1 : dude you are the worst person in the world.
Person 2 :hey at least I'm not Matthewplaysmc1

matthewstasia 

a stinky boy who is afraid of showering. he’s a family guy who usually values the opinions of his parents/siblings, unless hygiene is involved. some may go as far as to call him a “walking shart”
“Hey Matthewstasia! How was your morning?”
Great! I woke up, didn’t shower, and sniffed my own farts for a few hours!”

matthewsating 

Accusing another person of performing acts of either incest, pedophilia or beastiality.
Greg was matthewsating Muhammed about him sleeping with his dog Lexi.
matthewsating by Btreazee February 9, 2024

Matthewsation 

Accusing somebody of commiting acts of pedophilia incest or beastiality
Jerry was throwing Matthewsations at me
Matthewsation by Btreazee February 10, 2024
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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