matthew i
A male, usually with dark brown hair, slightly tall, dark eyes, wears long pants all the time, and skate shoes. Probably dating an Asian woman as well
matthew i by YahhhhhhhhBoy January 25, 2017
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matthew is still gay
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Matthew with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's just his friend. Matthew is still gay.
Guy 2: Yeah, that's just his friend. Matthew is still gay.
matthew is still gay by LordShrakman November 5, 2020
matthew is a squeaker
"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark
matthew is a squeaker by unkown person that hates mf October 26, 2022
matthew ireland
matthew ireland by 12Bendywendy December 10, 2017
Matthew Iraqi
Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.
Matthew Iraqi by liferuiner104 May 24, 2023
Matthew is gay
Matthew the gaylord:He's obsessed with fucking Emo guys and thinks chicks are weird he's too emo and gay for this world smh anyways he is gay that is why he's called gaylord..
Person:Guy's look its gaylord, he like emo boys and he's a little so gay for this world
Matthew:HuH
Matthew is gay.
Matthew:HuH
Matthew is gay.
Matthew is gay by Not_yui November 23, 2023
Matthew Incident
Matthew Incident by bob the cow fish August 26, 2025
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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murderhobo
In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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