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matthew i 

A male, usually with dark brown hair, slightly tall, dark eyes, wears long pants all the time, and skate shoes. Probably dating an Asian woman as well
matthew i by YahhhhhhhhBoy January 25, 2017
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matthew is still gay 

This phrase talks about how the Gay kid, Matthew, remains gay.
Guy 1: Hey, did you see Matthew with that girl?
Guy 2: Yeah, that's just his friend. Matthew is still gay.

matthew is a squeaker 

matthew is a person that no one cares about. he's a fn kid and he's trash at the game.
"matthew is a squeaker and he plays fortnite all day."- dave
"what a fortnite kid, and he's trash at the game as well." - mark

matthew ireland

A small boy with a head shaped like a Dorito ,Someome who likes to graft girls
*new girl walks in the room*
Matthew Ireland :Do you want to graft?
matthew ireland by 12Bendywendy December 10, 2017

Matthew Iraqi 

Someone who continuously makes overarching generalizations and uses Facebook as their fact checker. Is also the biggest slacker in the work place.

Matthew is gay 

Matthew the gaylord:He's obsessed with fucking Emo guys and thinks chicks are weird he's too emo and gay for this world smh anyways he is gay that is why he's called gaylord..
Person:Guy's look its gaylord, he like emo boys and he's a little so gay for this world

Matthew:HuH

Matthew is gay.
Matthew is gay by Not_yui November 23, 2023

Matthew Incident 

The Act Of Stabbing Someone While Being Named Mathew
Matthew Stabbed Ms.Vanisha Resulting In The Matthew Incident
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
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murderhobo 

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The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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