matpatphobia

An intense, persistent and excessive fear of Matthew Robert Patrick, aka MatPat on yt.

Jenna: did you see that new fnaf theory by game theory?
Ari: No way, I've got major matpatphobia

matpatphobia by Joylnestocking March 4, 2021

Mapaphobia

When you scared of maps dumbass

Damn I got mapaphobia

Mapaphobia by Yeetskeeter January 30, 2019

Mattphobia 

Fear of sitting on the end

When you get on a rollercoaster you ask for the middle seat.If there is no middle seat then you will suffer from Mattphobia and break out in hives

Mattphobia by Mrs. Uhley May 14, 2015

mattphobia 

Fear of sitting on the end.

If you can't sit in the middle, then you will suffer from Mattphobia.

mattphobia by Mrs. Uhley May 14, 2015

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019