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Noun. A specific type of person consisting mostly of hot air and gas constantly seeking connection to others via a gaseous mating process. Not to be confused with meaty fart.

Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."
Person1 : "You know hydrogen?"

Person2: "Yeah bruv, shes a total mated fart."
by Beastybeast1991991 May 26, 2017
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