To masturbate until it hurts too much to continue doing so, and sometimes too much to do other activities.
Ted: Hey Bob, wanna play Twister?
Bob: Eh.. No I don't think so Ted, I just took a huge masturbeating last night.
Bob: Eh.. No I don't think so Ted, I just took a huge masturbeating last night.
by Kiku7 May 5, 2010
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2. Sean died last night after masturbating for more than 3 days in a row. What a masterbeat!
2. Sean died last night after masturbating for more than 3 days in a row. What a masterbeat!
by panzerdude909 April 19, 2012
Get the Masturbeating mug.A phrase used as a comeback to a Grammar Nazi or to someone who says “grammar is sexy” during a conversation. It can be used in any situation to respond to someone who tries to shame you on your grammar.
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Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.
Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
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Timmy: Yo Jake, you wanna come over to Jason’s place to smoke after school? Meghan and Jill are coming over and I’m sure your have a dope time with us.
Jake: You mean *you’ll have a dope time.
Timmy: Dude, are you masturbating to the dictionary at your house? Don’t be such a Grammar Nazi.
Lucy: Hey Jamie, do you think Alex is doing good today after the party last night? You think he’s interested in hanging out later?
Jamie: You mean, doing WELL after the party…? Damn Lucy, grammar is sexy just an fyi.
Lucy: Wtf Jamie, when did you start masturbating to the dictionary?
by runninghighkid August 4, 2018
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Cody: Why so early, loser
Adam: I was Masturblazing in my room ha
Cody: Why so early, loser
Adam: I was Masturblazing in my room ha
by MessyBRider May 28, 2013
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by ccthz January 27, 2021
Get the masturbating mug.A type of masturbating practiced by reclusives who fear that their masturbatory time may be limited.
This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
This is generally not the case, giving furious masterbaters a proclivity to masturbate a lot.
Instead of playing beer pong and sleazing on grimbos, Alex spent the night in his room, furiously masturbating.
by AXAdartmouth April 16, 2009
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