master tard

A Tard who ownes all other tards

That guy is a tard and is owned by that master tard

master tard by D C August 18, 2006

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Mastercard Moment

An event that would be appropriately defined as "priceless". This is not to be confused with a "Kodak Moment" because not all Mastercard Moments should be seen again.

"Did you see that Barista glare at me? I laughed so hard I was crying. It was a Mastercard Moment."

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The term used for the wealthiest sorority or fraternity on campus.

She thinks she is the best because she is in Visa Visa MasterCard.

Visa Visa MasterCard...Home of the rich dicks.

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sliding your hand between the crack of another person's butt when they are bending over, imitating the swiping of a credit card.

At soccer practice, Matt gave Dave a MasterCard and we all got punished

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When somebody's nipples are so large that they overlap in the middle like the Mastercard logo.

"Bro, you know I don't like to go to the beach. I can't take my shirt off, I have Mastercard nips!"

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"Priceless", as in the commercials for Mastercard.

Girl 1: Did you see that girl's face?
Girl 2: That was sooo mastercard!!

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A person who can be employed in any social situation, someone who can twerk through carnival just as easily as chat to your Nonna

e.g. take Emma with you, everyone will love her, she's a social mastercard

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