Master of Reality

Kick ass Black Sabbath album!

Featuring hits like Sweet Leaf, Children of the Grave, Lord of this World, and Into the Void.

Dun dun duh-duh-duh!

Master of Reality by The Hell would I know? October 8, 2004

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Master of Reality

Master of Reality is the third album by the hard rock band Black Sabbath.It was released in 1971. Master of Reality starts off with guitarist Tony Iommi taking a very large bong hit of marijuana and coughing in the song Sweet Leaf. The next song is a pro-christian song, which surprises many people, called After Forever. The album features 2 short opening peices to 2 of their songs, which the band seperated from the actual tracks to make the album look like it had more songs, which they did many times. This album is number 298 on Rolling Stone Magazine's list of the top 500 greatest albums of all time.

Lets go smoke some pot and listen to master of reality.

Master of Reality by Justin P. B. May 6, 2006

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Master of Reality

What some flabby loser probably proclaimed himself while living in his mom's basement until 35.

"I know all! For I am the Master of Reality! Damn it, why isn't AOL connecting??"

Master of Reality by Devil October 21, 2003

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Master of Reality

The best game on Well of Souls. You must defeat Omega and get teh boom boom dollars from playing too much Lingo.

Master of Reality is an awesome game, so you should donate $5 to Grand Master Simmen Stenil!!!

Master of Reality by Dr. Yang August 19, 2003

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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