master bedroom

the main or largest bedroom in a house or apartment

“Xavier, he is in the master bedroom!!!!!!!!”. Xavier sucks at siege

by MASTER BEDROOM, XAVIER RUSH!!! November 10, 2018

Mastur betroom

A bedroom owned by a single male.

She came into my mastur betroom and turned around.

by Tamas666 December 4, 2021

masturbedroom

Reclaimed use of the term "master bedroom," given that it is no longer socially acceptable to refer to the biggest bedroom in your house as a master bedroom (negative historical associations etc).

A masturbedroom is your own private sanctuary where you are free to self-love (with or without a partner), safe from being bothered by your dependents who inhabit the smaller bedrooms. A masturbedroom is a place where you can be an adult.

See "masturbasement."

"What are you up to this weekend?"
"Well, the wife and kids are gone, visiting her mother. I think I'm just gonna relax in my masturbedroom."
"Great plan, I'm jealous."

by adribt March 17, 2022