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Mass Hysteria

A dude who says shit like they are reading to the friggin' Queen. A guy (or chick) who talks really proper and acts way too old for their age.

Derived from a student (david) in our modern world history class at Guilford Young College after he asked the teacher "why was there not mass hysteria?" instead of something more his age like "why didnt they go crazy?" or "why didn't they freak out?"

Usually teachers pet and gets special tutouring after school at teachers house.

Can be seen dancing in hallways at school.
Student one: "Whoa man! Check out the rack on that chick! Titty-fuck that bitch!"

Student two: "Indeed, I'd apreciate sitmulating my genitals upon her bosom"

Student one: "WTF? Your talking like Mass Hysteria now, act your age nigga!"
Mass Hysteria by Jack and Jasmin September 14, 2007

YouTube Mass Hysteria

When fake or sensational videos are uploaded to YouTube and propelled by alarmist users into the mind of the general population, spawning urban myths, group-think, or panic.
"Dude did you hear that there is a hidden camera in your cable box watching you jerkoff?"

No way that's totally "YouTube Mass Hysteria "

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

church hurt 

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
Word of the Day on May 27, 2026
Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.
I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.
honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005
Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
Word of the Day on May 25, 2026