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The male inverse of “femoid”.

A blending of the words “masculine” and “android.”

A mascoid, like a femoid, is perceived to be an insipid, neanderthal-like man—adjacent to a Chad’s or Bear’s build and stature, but is less mentally stable, and probably autistic to a nominal degree. It can also be classified as another stock of “Chud”.

Mascoids, like Chuds, tend to have the phrenology of a political reactionary—as with their lackluster protrusion of a frontal lobe, physiologically disabling them from higher mental functions, such as compartmentalization and self-introspection.
Mascoid: Hey man, you think you know me?! You think you know me, huh?! You think I can’t get pussi, huh?!
Bystander: Fucking mascoid. I hope he stays an evolutionary dead-and.
mascoid by luigimario1997 September 6, 2023
one who dwells in the slums of mastic and drives his or her taurus on the william floyd parkway....
kinse you are such a fucking mastoid.....go kill yourself
mastoid by BIg NIgga February 28, 2005
Related Words

Mascodiarism 

na. A tense fear and/or dislike of men (usu. over age of consent), arbitrarily due to their sex and/or gender. May manifest itself in the oppression and unjust ridicule of men. Is the word that men look for when they incorrectly use the word 'feminism'. Is akin to mysogyny against women.
"My mother is a practiser of mascodiarism, she regularly abuses my father and she cries for me, given that I will be a man one day."
Mascodiarism by Mell Kerr September 21, 2006

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008