Mars Bar

A man who is extremely in love with themselves. They may wear fake tan or go on the sunbeds.

Look at that Mars Bar over there with his fake tan on.

by Funky Gibbon 123 January 22, 2009

mars bar

a chocolate covered sweet bar

mick - "how are you liking this mars bar?"
marrianne - "ooooooooh, ooooooooh, it's LOVELY!"

by theWestHamfan November 19, 2003

mars bar

Glasgow slang, meaning war wound of the Glasgow Ned. i.e. scar on a face

" Haw you ya prick, al gie you a mars bar oan yer mush if ye geez any mer cheek"

by Mark McKay August 18, 2005

mars bar

Slang for homosexual man - I don't need to draw you a picture....
Sort of like fudge packer. Nobody needs to picture that. Seriously.

"You're moving to Darlinghurst??!! What, are you a Mars Bar now or something??"

by sideways April 28, 2004

mars bar

black man in a sleeping bag!

TranTheMan - "What do you call a blackman in a sleeping bar?"
EdTheNed - "i dunno"
TranTheMan - "a mars bar"

by purple_FANNY May 13, 2007

Mars Bars

Another word for Fudge, when you want to swear but don't want to make it obvious.
Trust me, it confuses people.

Oh, Mars Bars !
She freaking stood on my foot wearing high heels !

by Ditz.xx January 23, 2009

mars bar

Excrement, or pertaining to defecation.

I'm just going to the toilet to do a mars bar.

by Dunky Oggins November 21, 2003