Marriner

A sexual creation that is prepared to try anything in the bedroom. From standard to anal, analignus, supermans and spidermans

Hey man, I'm go all Marriner on this girl

by fourtwentyfriendly July 15, 2013

bethany marriner

Lovely an caring. She cares for people xx.

She loves dogs

Bethany Marriner. Is sooo mean (not)

by Blm1210 March 16, 2017

serial marrier

a person who gets married for food, shelter and companionship, and when it gets stale, time to find a new person to marry...

Eddie is a serial marrier, he's been divorced two weeks and he just bought a engagement ring for the lady he met at the bus stop.

by daywalkz July 29, 2011

ream of the ancient mariner

This requires the use of a dead albatross and a dirty old sailor. While engaged in doggystyle intercourse, tie the dead albatross around her neck, and while she is struggling to remove the filthy animal, quickly switch places with a dirty old sailor, who will give her a good jabbin' and the surprise of her life. Can be combined with the Rodeo. Perfect for breakup scenarios.

I wanted to end it with Jill, so I contracted a dirty old sailor, caught an albatross at the pier, and ended our relationship with a ream of the ancient mariner.

by Aplusbar October 17, 2006

Mariner's Bukkake

A meterelogocal phenomenon that occurs at sea. Describes a short period when a ship is surrounded by heavy wind and rain in every compass direction. Leaving sailors soaking wet and often humilated. Often occurs on the Newfoundland Grand Banks.

Ronnie: Jesus Christ! Where did all this wind and rain come from?

Skipper: Lord Jesus Ronnie! Get off the deck! We're stuck in the middle of a Mariner's Bukkake!

by Nauticalpornstar September 4, 2016

Merchant Mariner

We sailors aboard merchant ships. We have the credential that says so.

I got my Merchant Marine Credential which means Im a merchant mariner but what the hell is the TWIC for?

by EagleVireoMM March 5, 2011

salty mariner

When you jerk off in the front/bow of a ship and the cum flys in the wind hitting someone in the face and they lick it off themselves.. mmmmm a salty mariner

Go to the stern, I’m about to pull a salty mariner

by Jontssss May 16, 2021