marriageyouwanna 

marijuana.

Guy # 1: Yo, duuuude. You want some marriageyouwanna?(pronounced how it is spelled)
Guy # 2: Shit guy, what the hell is that?
Guy # 1: It's marijuana! (normal way of saying it)
Guy # 2: But, you said "marriageyouwanna"..
Guy # 1: Yeah! Marriageyouwanna. Sound it out.
Guy # 2: Shit guy, that's off the heezy.

marriageyouwanna by ChildrenFeeler July 3, 2009

marriageyouwanna 

The plant-based drug of choice to administer to one or both of a pair of lovers to put them more in the mood for "tying the knot". Conspiracy theorists have long been suspected that the real reason Cupid's arrows are so effective is that they have actually had their tips anointed with a concentrated extract of this potent hallucinogen.

Hot chick: My main squeeze gave me a marriageyouwanna joint shortly before I let him put this diamond ring on my finger, but now that my high has worn off, I'm not really sure I wanna go through with it... oh, it's not like I don't love the dude to pieces --- I most certainly DO --- it's just that I'm not sure if I'm quite ready to "settle down" yet.

marriageyouwanna by QuacksO March 5, 2017