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an marple is an smol angri cermet called marple. owned bai humain ]jenna marbles]and julien
jenna marple are you dead ?
marple by irish spring soap June 15, 2018

marple highschool 

A school full of straight PUSSIES. if u wanna get fucked up wearing vans and converse while all the white trash girls drunkenly suck your dick, go ahead. Marple newtown single handily has the most white people trying to act (ghetto/black) in all of delco. Everyone there pretty much has a juul or a sourin. U wanna buy one? Nahhhh just burn someone down there. They won’t do shit
marple highschool by Ihateclifton334 November 29, 2018

marple highschool 

Hell on earth. Legend says 90% of cum dumpsters have graduated from this school.
You see there's leaders and there's followers But I'd rather be a dick than a swallower

- marple highschool quote of the week

Marple Hall School 

A school full of cunts who will all fail their GCSE's cos the teachers are awful

marple bridge 

“It’s the Bridge darling”, where the local country snobs jump in the river, walk for miles and then get sloshed in the village pubs whilst pretending to be country snobs. This place needs a ski lift just to get up the hills. It’s a big secret and the yokels don’t want you to know about it so stay away.
marple bridge by MarpleMiss May 6, 2023

Miss Marple 

Brainchild of crime novelist, Agatha Christie. Miss Marple is the elderly crime-solving genius with a penchant for wool and being clever.
"Miss Marple! I do believe you've solved it!"
Miss Marple by Millian Magus July 9, 2009
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You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
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Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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