by Harry Flashman June 28, 2003
by Bitchieygurl13 July 10, 2004
The horrible colour thats forms as a result of mixing shit and blood when wiping your ass. It results in a catch 22 situation where you are forced to decide whether to carry on wiping or leave it be.
The recommended solution is to continue with a wet wipe using a dabbing technique. If available, apply savlon after.
The recommended solution is to continue with a wet wipe using a dabbing technique. If available, apply savlon after.
Anon 1: Why you walking like that?
Anon 2: Just took a shit.
Anon 1: So why you walking like that?
Anon 2: I saw maroon and was forced to carry wiping.
Anon 1: Shit man, are you OK?
Anon 2: Just took a shit.
Anon 1: So why you walking like that?
Anon 2: I saw maroon and was forced to carry wiping.
Anon 1: Shit man, are you OK?
by OndaLash July 19, 2011
an ugly color, not to mention a horrible teacher and a terrible person. maroons are lazy, rude, mean, fat, ugly, and overall unpleasant.
maroons dislike children of every variety. yet, they take the easy way out by becoming a teacher because it's an easy job. tenure saves their asses.
"teacher" being the key word - in order to be a "teacher" one would have to TEACH.
NOBODY LIKES A MAROON.
A MAROON LIKES NOBODY.
maroons dislike children of every variety. yet, they take the easy way out by becoming a teacher because it's an easy job. tenure saves their asses.
"teacher" being the key word - in order to be a "teacher" one would have to TEACH.
NOBODY LIKES A MAROON.
A MAROON LIKES NOBODY.
by Erunn July 11, 2010
first heard as a descriptor (or more precisely: "word picture") of fone-bone, a loveable character from the golden era radio comedy; "fone-bone's folly".
Maroon (n.): One who wears hushpuppies brand or styled footwear and engages in pedophilic tendencies including autoerotic gratification in the presence of children.
Maroon (n.): One who wears hushpuppies brand or styled footwear and engages in pedophilic tendencies including autoerotic gratification in the presence of children.
"fone-bone, your a maroon!"
by Cortical Homunculus May 14, 2004
A) A term used to confuse people into thinking it's an insult.
B) An actual insult. Basically calling someone an insane moron.
B) An actual insult. Basically calling someone an insane moron.
A) Josh: God, Sami! You such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!
B) God, Sami! Your such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!
Either way, Sami gets confused and defensive.
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!
B) God, Sami! Your such a maroon!
Sami: Teacher, Josh called me a maroon again!
Either way, Sami gets confused and defensive.
by Clock Watcher June 25, 2005