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mario 64 

The best fucking game made for the Nintendo 64
1990, "wow bro did yah here about this new awesome ball sacking game called Mario 64 for the Nintendo 64!"
mario 64 by Dafuq is this.com February 3, 2014
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super mario 64 

only the best game on the nintendo 64 platform
it has surpassed any or all expectations that were set for this game
1. my first game was super mario 64 it was my first game in 3D
2. I got all 120 stars in the game and i met yoshi!

Super Mario 64 

Super Mario 64 is the best damn game in the world
Super Mario 64 by Biggest Dick Rick February 20, 2018

Super Mario 64 

A very famous video game from 1996. It is often named "The greatest video game of all time". It was the first video game to have 3-d graphics. It is very unique and they had nothing to base it off of. As far as the game plot goes, Peach calls Mario to her castle for cake but Bowser kidnaps her and seals the star power inside these paintings that you must jump into. You will need to collect 80 stars to save Peach and watch the ending sequence but if you collect all 120 stars, the cannon outside the castle will open and you can blast yourself to the castle roof and you will meet Yoshi there. If you talk to him, he will reward you by congratulating you for completeing fun although at the end of the message, its says "The Super Mario 64 Team". He then rewards you with 100 lives and jumps off the roof. There is a total of 15 paintings and you must collect certain numbeers of stars to open each and some require keys. You can get keys by beating bowser in 3 places.
Man 1: Did you play Super Mario 64 yet?

Man 2: Yeah. Its too awesome!

Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype 

The Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype is a fictional prototype of the game for the Nintendo 64, named Super Mario 64.

Not much is known about this prototype, aside from the fact it was VERY experimental, testing out new AI that Nintendo got from another Japanese company, thatallowed the game to change itself to fit one's 'Cognitive Desires', which means this prototype is different on every cartridge. Deisgn wise, it didn't look like your happy-go-lucky Super Mario game. The player model was a low poly, featureless man. The castle itself was rather eerie, with few light sources, and the basement was an elaborate mess of hallways.

Testers were called in to experiment with the technology, and it was working fine, except from one odd observation. Prolonged exposure to the basement] in the prototype casued severe migraines. One tester, when Nintendo checked in on them after leaving them overnight, they were found in a delusional state, mumbling to themselves, in which they had to be wheeled away to hospital.

New testers were warned to NOT go to the basement for whatever reason.

After new testers were developing stroke-like symptoms from overexposure, Nintendo stopped new testers coming in, and cut all cartridges with the personalised AI.

If you've ever played a friend's Super Mario 64 cartridge, and felt something was off, now you know why.
Person A: Ever heard of the Super Mario 64: 1995 Prototype?
Person B: ...No.

Super Mario 64 

A game played by old school gamers OR Dylan / Joey Combo. Very fun, but can be done with only 16 stars. Also known as, "A 16 star speed run".
Dylan: Justice
Joey: Dylan, I'm thinking Super Mario 64 speed run tonight at your house
Dylan: Justice
Joey: Make sure you have lots of cookies
Dylan: Justice
Super Mario 64 by Logan Harris February 28, 2009

Super Mario 64 Speedrunner 

A human who has devoted their life to beating a 1996 classic, Super Mario 64, as fast as possible.
Liam's world record time definitely puts him down as the greatest Super Mario 64 Speedrunner to ever exist.
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
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God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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I've heard that city chicken originated during the Great Depression, when folks didn't have enough money to buy full cuts of meat, so they assembled meat scraps on a wooden skewer, creating a make-shift drumstick. Hence the name.
Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
city chicken by TRF August 31, 2006
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