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Means very enormous penis
I have a big marcum
marcum by Hfkrkdhefhrhdifndirnfidndjf November 30, 2016
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paige marcum

Paige Marcum is usually a very shy girl, but loves to make friends. She is very pretty but doesn't know it and she should have someone she loves (maybe a boy) tell her everyday. She won't beg or ask to hear it but she will appreciate it. She makes one of the best friends or girlfriend you can have, she is always there for you and can always keep a secret.
Guy1: Was that Paige Marcum that just walked by?
Guy2: YEAH! Oh my gosh isn't she amazing?
Guy1: Heck yeah!
paige marcum by madgirlinabluebox September 7, 2013

Jett Marcum II 

The phrase "I'm Jettin" was originated due to Jett MarcumII.
Following the onslaught of an overwhelming number of groupies and hangers-on, in the late nineties, Jett has had to continually keep his tour bus rolling, so to speak.

To be Jett Marcum II is to be all things sexy, masculine yet sensitive, all knowing yet humble, alluring and smokin, freakin hottt!!!!!!

To be Jett Marcum II is to be a "Jett-setter" according to his fan club. One never knows where Jett will end up next but smiles and sighs are sure to be the result of his appearance.

Note* Bret Michaels career in cool was a direct result of consultation with Jett. 80's and 90's... NOT 2009. (Jett became bored by Bret during that era).

Also see: Mardi Gras Beads Museum. i.e. Vast collection of beads acquired and donated by Jett.

Quantity = innumerable
Had Elvis lived, his fan base may have eventually reached a Jett Marcum II........................................., but we seriously doubt it!

Had Tom Cruise (Top Gun era), Clint Eastwood, Rob Thomas and Richard Gere produced a child, they may have had a slim chance of obtaining Jett MarcumII results.....................,

but we seriously doubt it!
Jett Marcum II by M. Benet' June 16, 2010

Billy Marcum 

Fat, unexplainable pice of white trash.
Mom: Billy go let my ducks out.
Billy Marcum: FUCK NO NIGGA!!
Billy Marcum by Billy Ray markum November 30, 2019

isack Marcum

a man who uses women for their bodies.
"Hey i heard you started talking to isack marcum."
"yeah i hope he doesn't use me"

betty marcum 

All booty that loves to sux a huge marcum
Betty got a lot of booty and she loves to suck on a marcum ; Betty Marcum.
betty marcum by Cmarcum September 4, 2019

Marcus Baker

Marcus Baker it’s a character from the series Ginny and Georgia and it’s hot asf.
Marcus Baker can step on me and I’d thank him.
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Are yinz havin' city chicken for dinner?
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